Friday, April 1, 2011

Kevin Gaydos Told Holiday Party Is Next Saturday

In an effort to keep the open bar tab from exceeding the budget, Widgets Corp LLC, Inc. management decided it was best for Kevin Gaydos not to be there. Therefore, Kevin's invitation says the party is actually next Saturday, December 17th.

"We set the real party for this weekend because we knew Kevin was going to a Covey Motivational Retreat," Janice Miller told reporters. "He wouldn't stop talking about how he was going to get his 7 Habits of Highly Effective People book autographed."

Reporters discovered that on December 17th, the venue is scheduled to host a Very Vegan Christmas. So the prank will not only be cost effective but also hilarious.